Friday, August 29, 2008

start

Why blog? I mean, who cares what I have to say? So, I was thinking about this and realized that it doesn't matter. I can use this as a forum to voice my opinions on anything no matter how asinine (of which I seem to have many) or random. It's great. It's like having a conversation where you can talk about yourself nonstop to other people without the whole unpleasantness of having to sit there and listen to their inane rants and superficial problems.

Also, as I recently learned, it's a great way to libel people who have wronged me in any way however trivial. Now there will be payback for the guy who cut in from of me in line at the grocery store and the cashier at the cafe who rang me up with the two Asian guys standing behind me in line assuming we were together.

I can totally use this as a replacement for that diary that I don't keep for fear that it would get waterlogged with my tears whenever I let my heart pour out through my purple gel pen onto the pink stationary. Oh, that might have been a little too much...