FYI, I was NOT at the Cal/USC game, so for once, that's not on me. Unfortunately, I was at the 49ers/Cardinals MNF game, so my curse has now gone pro.
Anyways, I was talking to my sister the other day and asked her what she was doing. Here was the answer: "I'm eating uncooked ramen out of the bag and drinking beer imported from a third world country that I'm pretty sure is expired. My roommate's drinking warm Coke from a two litter bottle that I found somewhere and eating 10 hard boiled eggs. We're watching this week's 'Real Chance of Love' for the third time because it makes us feel better since we just had office hours and the stupid kids keep showing up." I felt a mix of nostalgia and disgust that I hadn't felt since I watched the premiere of the new 90210. It seems that the Asian American Studies graduate department at UCLA is almost as selective about whom they let in as the Mech. E. department. I told her to get back to me when she's stealing a car during finals in order to tape a cardboard spoiler to the trunk.
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you weren't at the cal/usc game, but were you wearing your "lucky" shirt?
i hear your sister's a good TA. but i gotta agree with you about the UCLA grad departments. they give master's degrees to ANYONE. heck, they'll even give PhDs to anyone!
dude, stupid. that story is not even plausible because he has office hours on wednesday and i have them on monday and thursday. so we don't complain about just having office hours at the same time.
also, i don't use the phrase "third world country," i say developing country. but who are we kidding, laos isn't developing shit.
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