best craigslist ad ever

A while back, I was doing my normal Craiglist search for...stuff...when I happened upon this ad:Link

Now, I know what you're thinking: the only thing you can do after seeing something like that is run to the phone and demand to have it -- no questions asked. The problem was I started thinking. In my mind, this is how the phone call would have gone:

me: hello, is willow there?
willow: speaking.
me: i'm calling about your vagina.
willow: is this dr. stanton's office about my test results?
(pause)
me: no, i'm calling about the couch.
(pause)
willow: oh, that...i still have it. do you want to buy it?
me: i'll give you $100 for it.
willow: i'm really looking for $600. i think that's how much it's worth.
me: what do you mean that's how much it's worth?
willow: i mean it's worth $600.
me: are you out of your mind? were did you get that number from? is there a fucking market for vagina couches out there that i don't know about where prices are set? is there a supply and demand curve for this sort of thing?
willow: you're being rude. i don't want you to have the couch.
me: well shit. guess what? this IS dr. stanton's office and you have gonorrhea and your couch has termites!
(click)

As you can see, that's the last thing I want to happen since it would kinda make me seem like I was insane. It's probably for the best seeing as how there's a 100% chance that I will come home drunk one night and pass out on said couch only to wake up the next day scared out of my fucking mind. I do like that it comes with that cool pillow on top...